Survey

Here is a survey about me, taken from one of those survey websites. It’s been modified. Heavily. Enjoy.

General

What is your height? – Between 5′10″ and 6′0″
Do you have any siblings? – Yes
What is your eye colour? – Black
What is your hair colour? – Brown
Do you wear glasses or contacts? – Glasses, dontcha see the picture up there?
Are you right handed or left handed? – Right. Left handed people are genetically mutated.
Do you have any piercings? – Hell no.
Do you smoke? – I voted for the no-public-smoking amendment. ‘Nuff said.
Do you swear? – Absolutely
Do you get along with your parents? – Very well.
Goals you would like to achieve – Make more money, get a better house, live comfortably
Your life’s dream – To see mankind achieve Faster Than Light travel.
Most overused phrase on an instant messenger – :o )
Best Physical Feature – Eyes
Your bedtime – When I fall asleep
What time do you arise in the morning? – About 15 minutes before I have to be at work.
First thoughts waking up? – ….coffee….
Do you shower daily? – When I have to leave the house.

This Or That?

Bright or dark room? – Depends on the circumstances. Dark restaurants piss me off.
Chocolate or vanilla? – Chocolate. Dark.
Dogs of cats? – Dogs. Cats are manipulative, vengeful, useless little creatures that puke in your shoes if you discipline them. They are too self-important to even go outside to crap.
Pepsi or Coke? – Sprite
McDonalds or Burger King? – Wendy’s
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea? – The wet kind.
Cappuccino or Coffee? – Well, that’s a stupid question. They are both coffee, one just has a whole bunch of worthless sh*t in it.

In the last month have you…

Drank alcohol? – I don’t drink.
Gone to a mall? – I avoid malls.
Eaten a box of Oreos? – A whole box? Who the hell wrote this survey?
Eaten sushi? – I cook my food.
Been on stage? – “All the world’s indeed a stage, And we are merely players, Performers and portrayers, Each another’s audience Outside the gilded cage.”
Been dumped? – Nope
Gone skinny dipping? – I don’t even skinny dip in the shower.
Stolen Anything? – Nope.

Have you ever…

Laughed for no reason? – HAHAHAHAHAHAH! Ahem….
Been caught doing something you weren’t supposed to do? – Yes.
Been in love? – Currently
Fired a gun? – No.
Been drunk? – No.
Been beaten up? – Yes.
Shoplifted? – No.

Favorite…

Planet? – Sol 3
Age you’ve been so far? – 12
Season? – Summer
Number? – 2
TV show? – Star Trek
Flower? – Red Carnation

Random…

What’s a word that rhymes with ‘door’? – Poor
What’s a word that you say a lot? – Douchebag
If you were a crayon, what colour would you be? – Cerulean
Can you do a headstand (not using a wall)? – WTF?
How many pillows do you sleep with? – 2
How do you want to die? – Calmly and painlessly.
What country would you most like to visit? – Australia
How many CDs do you own? – CD? What’s that?
How many things, in your past, do you regret? – Too many to count.
Do you believe in yourself? – Yep.