Watch as it mangles normal speech into the most unrecognizable crap ever imagined!
Optimized for Chinglifying English. Will Japlify German and Albanify Romanian, if you want.
Input:
I want to: -ify
Translation:

...and Inanis. :o)

This is really nothing more than a bloody hack of a Google API example. It's neato, though.
The problem, is as Google fine tunes it's translation matrices, the results become less funny.